Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.
Quote #5291
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...
Quote #395
His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
Quote #21855
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that...
Quote #20866
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...
Quote #23010
More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #989
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Quote #15736
There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of...
Quote #8433
Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...