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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant–the digitalis of failure.
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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
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I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have...
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As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
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Nobility is a graceful ornament to the civil order. It is the Corinthian capital...