Quote #5554
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
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How beautiful is death, when earn’d by virtue Who would not be that youth...
Quote #12828
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #18289
‘And yet,’ demanded Councilor Barlow, ‘what’s he done Has he ever done a day’s...
Quote #25438
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33578
Don’t confuse being ‘soft’ with seeing the other guy’s point of view.
Quote #33417
Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
Quote #14505
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.