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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.
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We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
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All is not gold that glitters.
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To St. Paul, stripes, stones, shipwrecks, and thorns in the flesh were religious experiences...