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Books are the way the dead talk to the living.
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Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
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There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way...
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I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly...
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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our...