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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead...
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #21932
It’s innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn’t.
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Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no...
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My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.