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I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything...
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And so, my fellow americans ask not what your country can do for you...
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You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
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People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a...
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The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...
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There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In...
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Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.