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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #33269
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #4456
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #6222
Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.
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Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they...
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Quote #2461
The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.