Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #13349
I long to accomplish a great and noble task; but it is my chief...
Quote #32446
Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
Quote #2975
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
Quote #24396
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...
Quote #19245
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #6487
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #368
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...