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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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He that jokes confesses.
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Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...
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There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a...
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own...
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Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
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Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...