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If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...
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2. He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always...
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What you are is a question only you can answer.
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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
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I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a...
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Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
Quote #17799
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.