Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #1630
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Quote #4572
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #32828
Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in...
Quote #6717
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Quote #19184
Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
Quote #19038
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown...