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He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a...
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I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
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If a thing goes without saying — let it.
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Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or...
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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do,...
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Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence...
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.