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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements,...
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Never despair but if you do, work on in despair.
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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Bitterness imprisons life love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life love empowers it. Bitterness sours...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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And Jesus said unto him, ‘No man, having put his hand to the plough,...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #13476
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...