Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #33339
What’s up, Doc
Quote #5247
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
Quote #4545
Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the...
Quote #15754
Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence...
Quote #7845
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,...
Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #1867
Grub first, then ethics.
Quote #447
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.