Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get...
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Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,To speak...
Quote #19013
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
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Dancing The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body.
Quote #996
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...