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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #5669
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #3709
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will...
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Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from...
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My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
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In war, truth is the first casualty.
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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...