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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere...
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
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We have come through a strange cycle in programming, starting with the creation of...
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Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.