Quote #28514
It matters if you just don’t give up.
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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #22272
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #16780
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.