Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #17115
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment.
Quote #1950
To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy
Quote #11120
Great necessities call out great virtues.
Quote #2103
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
Quote #30721
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #4343
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #18391
Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
Quote #11856
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.