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To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...
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It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is...
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The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength,...
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
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Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...