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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
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Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late...
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What a terrible time this is to be a Christian. The churches have failed...
Quote #16465
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them...
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Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Quote #4471
Deus ex machina