Quote #13221
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #3654
The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names to constants; instead...
Quote #25229
Europe has what we do not have yet, a sense of the mysterious and...
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #22503
I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #30090
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #24217
The highest destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
Quote #3070
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...