Quote #1554
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #34669
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #31754
AIDS occupies such a large part in our awareness because of what it has...
Quote #3698
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Quote #9331
The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being...
Quote #31818
Our first responsibility is not to build the Church or even to get souls...
Quote #26278
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #13401
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.