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I wouldn’t be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut...
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As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
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Men of the noblest dispositions think themselves happiest when others share their happiness with...
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There are two things in particular that it failed to foresee:...
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He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
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God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
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Education alone can conduct us to that enjoyment which is, at once, best in...
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I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...