Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #28516
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
Quote #31243
The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
Quote #18035
Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.
Quote #11298
Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #22844
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #3468
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
Quote #18763
Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who...