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A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.
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We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart...
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If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
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Evil deeds do not prosper the slow man catches up with the swift.
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Before we acquire great power, we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
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Of all possessions wisdom alone is immortal.
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History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they...