Quote #8461
Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
Quote #33958
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #15159
How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad...
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #5201
Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no...
Quote #2171
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia...
Quote #33939
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #12007
Guilt resembles a sword with two edges. On the one hand, it cuts for...