Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #1739
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
Quote #27264
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #24558
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #13122
When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they...
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #22138
The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness...