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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
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The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
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A place for everything and everything in its place.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #11782
Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
Quote #12092
Be not astonished at new ideas; for it is well known to you that...
Quote #27821
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...