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Most tax revisions didn’t improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself...
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
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What is it about possessing things Why do we feel the need to own...
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There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.