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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of...
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse...
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The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but...
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In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
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I dream, therefore I become.
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Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love...