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There are more fools in the world than there are people.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth … Truth-telling, I have...
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Winter is come and gone, But grief returns with the revolving year.
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Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...