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A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
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Only those who attempt the absurd…will achieve the impossible. I think…I think it’s in...
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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
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He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that...
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Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #15866
Mere sorrow, which weeps and sits still, is not repentance. Repentance is sorrow converted...