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First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not infrequently) to our cost,...
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The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
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Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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He’s a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can’t Percieve And he’s...
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Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.