Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
Quote #26837
Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #16966
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #1290
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web...
Quote #30497
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
Quote #3733
There is nothing more practical than a good theory.
Quote #2753
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....