Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #4701
Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #34521
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #21883
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...
Quote #26808
And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in...
Quote #27192
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’...