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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
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The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says ‘It’s...
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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
Quote #23025
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think...
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I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #9931
An envious heart makes a treacherous ear.