Quote #6936
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #28092
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #2926
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #34674
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
Quote #18614
He who receives a benefit should never forget it he who bestow should never...
Quote #8529
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #12480
It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest...