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Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #17535
To teach is to learn twice.
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It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively...
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Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether...
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #15515
Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their...