Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
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The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone...
Quote #16801
Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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We can be knowledgable with other men’s knowledge but we cannot be wise with...
Quote #31532
Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #15610
Only those who have the patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the...