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On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into...
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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of...
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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It is not necessary for all men to be great in action. The greatest...
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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
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One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another...