Quote #11197
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #27594
It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
Quote #18084
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #3659
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #1304
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
Quote #26008
The earth has grown old with its burden of care But at Christmas it...
Quote #13681
They can because they think they can.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #19526
I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...