Quote #13514
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Quote #13387
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes...
Quote #32997
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #25640
Art strives for form, and hopes for beauty.
Quote #30113
The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #34321
To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to...
Quote #19047
We talk on principle, but we act on interest.