Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #10569
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face...
Quote #1751
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
Quote #31844
There ain’t no answer. There ain’t going to be any answer. There never has...
Quote #11767
I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be...
Quote #31207
One player practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Quote #7140
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
Quote #23777
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Quote #9530
Time has laid its healing hand upon the wound when we can look back...