Quote #4157
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #19465
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Quote #27237
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #5854
For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
Quote #1085
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7942
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is...
Quote #12067
All true wealth is biological.
Quote #365
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him...
Quote #108
War is not nice.