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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
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Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
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Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.
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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.