Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...
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He that is robb’d, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know ‘t,...
Quote #26707
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed — and...
Quote #18445
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung...
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
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All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
Quote #15047
Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be...