Quote #701
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which...
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
Quote #168
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #26718
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #21694
Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #27374
He who can suppress a moment’s anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
Quote #1850
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.