Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #22147
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...
Quote #9723
At the center of each human heart is goodness, layered over with hurt, confusion,...
Quote #20
There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him.
Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
Quote #9618
What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and yet...
Quote #22952
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #33225
A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly...